The Twelve Steps to Total and Complete Insanity
1. Admitted we were powerless over nothing. We could manage our lives
perfectly and we could manage those of anyone else that would allow it.
2. Came to believe that there was no power greater than ourselves, and the
rest of the world is insane.
3. Made a decision to have our loved ones and friends turn their wills and
their lives over to our care.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of everyone we knew.
5. Admitted to the whole world at large the exact nature of their wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to make others straighten up and do right.
7. Demanded others to either shape up or ship out.
8. Made a list of anyone who had every harmed us and became willing to go to
any lengths to get even with them all.
9. Got direct revenge on such people whenever possible except when to do so
would cost us our own lives, or at the very least, a jail sentence.
10. Continued to take inventory of others, and when they were wrong,
promptly and repeatedly told them about it.
11. Sought through nagging to improve our relations with others as we
couldn't understand them at all, asking only that they knuckle under and do
things ! our way.
12. Having had a complete physical, emotional and spiritual breakdown as a
result of these steps, we tried to blame it on others and to get sympathy
and pity in all our affairs
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